Mar 31 2009
Wozniak Finally Ousted on “Dancing”; Mixed Results on “Idol”
Despite getting the Dancing With the Stars ax, Steve Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff will keep in touch- she reportedly asked him to walk her down the aisle when she weds Maxsim Chmerkovskiy. (picture courtesy of AP/Kelsey McNeal)
ABC’s take on the Pillsbury Doughboy finally got poked right out of the Dancing With the Stars competition Tuesday evening.
Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak and partner Karina Smirnoff landed in the bottom three, and, appropriately, exited the competition. However, they were not alone- joining them in the double elimination were Playboy model/The Girl Next Door star Holly Madison and Dmitry Chaplin, who escaped elimination last week at the expense of Denise Richards and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Smirnoff has not had a heckuva lot of luck competing in the dancing extravaganza since her third season pairing with Mario Lopez (in which they finished second). Her best showing thereafter came via two fifth-place finishes (both with musical acts- season four with Billy Ray Cyrus, and season six with Mario). Last season, her pairing with chef Rocco DiSpirito resulted in a lackluster ninth place finish.
Escaping elimination was another regular bottom feeder in terms of judges scores, Steve-O. How much longer can the Jackass star stick around? In four weeks of competition, he has not seen a score higher than 17. Unless one of the other couples takes a major tumble next week, I’d think he will be the next celebrity to leave the ballroom with his head in shame. But, who knows? Maybe Lacey Schwimmer will make a stunning dancer out of him yet- after all, she accomplished impressive feats with her partner last season, turning Lance Bass into a contender, and scoring an eventual third-place finish. Not saying that will happen with Steve-O- in fact, I highly doubt that it will- but it goes to show that nothing is out of the realm of possibility in this competition.
Meanwhile, it was free reign on FOX’s American Idol. Contestants could choose any song they wanted to, as long as it was available for download on iTunes. Anoop Desai was the first one to take the stage, and he blew any progress he made the last two weeks by picking up the tempo and performing- of all songs- Usher’s “Caught Up.” Things got worse when Megan Joy (I realized that she dropped Corkrey from her name, as it is her ex-husband’s) indulgently performed a Bob Marley/Lauryn Hill track, “Turn Your Lights Down”- she did herself no favors, and it was another dismal week for the girl, with judge Kara DioGuardi declaring, “You’re in trouble, girl.”
Danny Gokey wowed the judges yet again, with a heartfelt performance of Rascal Flatts’ “What Hurts the Most.” I still don’t quite get why the judges fawn as they do over him, but at least he’s a competent vocalist. Sixteen-year-old Allison Iraheta had a mediocre outing with No Doubt’s “Don’t Speak”(not to mention a fashion mishap), though Scott MacIntyre- in the bottom three last week- provided one of the night’s highlights with his lovely, soothing take on Billy Joel’s “Just the Way You Are.” With only his piano-playing as musical accompaniment, the judges loved his stripped-down approach, with Simon cowell noting that it was his best showing thus far.
Cowell also took the opportunity to remind MacIntyre that he was wise not to listen to Paula Abdul and ditch the piano. Abdul countered that she did not want to see him leave the piano behind, but a rewind of the tape indeed shows that she said she’d like to see him not be with the piano sometimes. As the two lovebirds got into it, Randy Jackson almost shouted his critique over the twosome.
Fellow piano man Matt Giraud- who also landed in the bottom three last week- failed to impress the judges this time out. His rendition of The Fray’s “You Found Me” was too faithful a performance, and the judges were not fond of his veering away from the R&B that he does rather well. In fact, every time he’s done a non-R&B number, it’s left the judges cold.
What Lil Rounds was thinking, choosing an obscure Celine Dion track- only she knows. While she sang it with gusto, it just was not the style that suits her vocal chops. Abdul said she did not want to see her become an adult contemporary artist, and Cowell nailed it when he said that she’s losing that fire and spunk that made her stand out as she did in earlier performances.
Adam Lambert had another great week, putting his own spin on Wild Cherry’s “Play That Funky Music.” He again ditched his usual hairstyle and went for a more classic, quasi-slicked-back ’do. He may be a tad over the top, but he knows it and runs with it- and (usually) puts on a great show in the process. Closing out the night was Kris Allen, who like MacIntyre and Giraud, tickled the ivories for Bill Withers’ “Ain’t No Sunshine.” Like Lambert’s take on “The Track of My Tears” last week, Allen delivered a tender, magical performance that probably caused more than a few girls (and possibly guys) to swoon.
Who will land in Wednesday’s bottom three? If Giraud ended up there last week after landing unanimous praise from the judges, how could he escape it this week? Odder things have happened, it is true, but let’s assign him one of the three slots. The other two should be occupied by the two contestants who bombed out early in the evening- Desai and Joy.
If we’re looking at consistency- in a bad way- the one to go home would be Joy. But the girl sailed past the bottom three last week, despite her truly disastrous interpretation of Stevie Wonder’s “”For Once in My Life,” so, as usual, anything and everything could happen with the power in the people’s hands.
If Joy sticks around another week and does not improve markedly, she may earn the title as Season Eight’s Sanjaya. Or at least, Idol’s equivalent of Steve Wozniak.



Even James Bond couldn’t help keep Denise Richards afloat on Dancing With the Stars- despite a stronger showing in Tuesday evening’s dance-off, the Bond Girl got the sack. (picture courtesy of ABC-TV/Kelsey McNeal) 




Screen and stage actress Natasha Richardson passed away earlier this week, following a severe head injury suffered while taking a ski lesson. (picture courtesy of AFP/Tiziana Fabi)